Buried Treasure Week

Hey folks, Momiji here, talking about Buried Treasure week. The first game on our list is a game called Dog Eat Dog. Can you guess what the game is about? I sure can't. Anyway, this game is frustrating and not fun in any sense of the word. You start off as some sort of blue..panda dog thing. Anyway, your goal is to eat these little brown dogs. When you get big enough, you can eat little white dogs, then, when you get big enough, you can eat these mutant dogs, etc. etc. The problem? Well, for starters, when I'm not even touching the dogs too big for me to eat, I die. Yet, when I'm trying to eat a dog, I have to get right on top of it. WTF? I'm not touching the dog, I shouldn't die. Another problem is that, when you get bigger, you get slower. I suppose this can be chocked up to trying to make the game realistic. The problem here? The enemies get FASTER. That means it's almost impossible to dodge them, and even when you think you have, because of the problem earlier, you die anyway! The challenge for this game is to get 10000 points. The closest I've managed to get is 6,800, but I'm surprised anyone could stick around to play this piece of shit long enough to get the 20 points! Anyway, the sound and the music aren't too bad, but they do get annoying after a while.

Gameplay:1/5

Sound:2/5

Music:2/5

Graphics:1/5

Overall:6/20 1/5